being late to work should never be that serious. at least i came???

this is how me and the roomies sleep

A man with a pornstache could walk me on a leash idc idc

🫶🏼🫶🏼

I’ll call my mama before I call 911🤷🏽‍♀️. Idk about y’all

Your honor my client is no longer in their villain era

I want crawfish RIGHT NOW

my bestie girl is all grown up 🥺🫶🏼

i love a leo

“why you ain’t text back?” me:

nah this paying for my own everything is starting to get outrageous

idc how old i get bet i won’t sleep w no closet door open

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

One thing about me, I'ma be late... But I'm coming though

it’s their month x.com/vintagespooky/…

I’m sensitive NOT soft I’ll slap the fuck outta you.

Jake Paul wants to fight Bran Stark next!