My phone created a photo album called “Night Out” that’s all just pictures I took while drinking beer at home watching Tubi

of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are: it's raining men the weather girls composing hallelujah

last week my philosophy prof played tic tac toe on a classmate’s forehead with another classmate. it was an incredible moment i had to artistically capture it.

You know this hotel is fancy because they give you a cuck chair AND a cuck bench

Max Fleischer’s granddaughter has been funding these restorations on her own and we’d really appreciate if we can get the public support on the blu ray. It will help us get more out of the vault and keep the legacy alive. Thank you!

当店は気が狂っているので、13日の金曜日限定のパンがあります💁‍♂️🔪

annie: quick, you gotta sign over the juke to sammie smoke: hey now, i ain’t giving away everything we worked for sammie: i’ll just hold it in trust, smoke. it’ll still be yours delta slim: i’m a public notary

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

Today the American justice system upheld Afroman's constitutional right to use rap music to humiliate cops. We gotta celebrate the small victories.

blue stake plasma Balatro loss (PS5) youtu.be/xKQRNOtQWOA

i'm sorry

truly tho it’s kinda satanic to take all that money made off of the natural and divinely ordained human desire to shoot ropes and use it to fund genocide. when one goons, one should goon for liberation and peace.

when will my 42yo stoner bf return from war

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

Blowjobs are abusive because they introduce a capitalist corporate structure into intimate relationships. For less problematic oral sex, try blowco-ops or blowuniversalbasicincomes

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The events depicted in this film took place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

Let’s actually break this question down into pieces: First, Imane Khelif isn’t trans. She’s just a strong woman. So, if you’re asking “would I let my daughter box against a strong woman,” the answer is obviously yes. If she wants to be a boxer, she will have to box strong women.