Back in my day this was the closest thing we had to A Timothy Chalomett

#PikminBloom might actually be my life’s purpose. someone else please get this game already

I think I hate Elon Musk more than i want a Tesla at this point

Oh my god it’s 2020 again?!?!

My Friends: “Omg your dad has covid!?! Hope he feels better!” My Dad:

My sister is sending pics from her study abroad in Italy and I spent 10 minutes on the toilet trying to figure out what kind of restaurant this was before realizing it was just an optometrist

Russia will invade Ukraine and I will hear abt it through buzzfeed notifications

Covid Quarantine Day One: I peed in a gatorade bottle and got winded from STANDING in roller skates for a self tape. So far so good.

I am no longer interested in any music that’s not the original muppet movie soundtrack. That is all.

The man really liked his Medium Two-Topping I guess

My commitment to free speech extends to not even telling my mom that my sister called me a stinky poop-head, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

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This past month had another a amazing opportunity to film and edit for Blake Rosier’s Tomato Show. It’s insane the amount of talent on stage was so much to take in Go watch that shit now !! youtu.be/aE8pKxirbco Joel Haver Kyle Tomlin @MaddSinclair Indiana Wilson

A sitting Senator, labels Americans protesting against a foreign country accused of carrying out a genocide funded with our tax dollars as terrorists and puts a target on their back to be attacked. This is insanely dangerous and somehow no one will condemn it.

SOMEONE CHECK ON RFK

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ONE JESUS DEBATES TWENTY JUDASES

Andy Ngo The majority of the American people do not own stock, so when the Biden administration used the stock market as a way to say the economy is good, I called that out. When the market crashes and corporations lose money, they lay off workers. This isn’t a difficult concept.

Yes, we are scaring the hell out of Elon Musk and Donald Trump.