Drinking cough syrup until I can not only understand the minions language, but their motives

Just like we drew it up.

When I say I love camp, this is what I mean.

There’s Challengers everywhere for those with eyes to see

Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.

wish someone would do this for me 😔

mychart wrapped

As long as he stands tall, LA will too

me & twin

for years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on call at all times

my face when im seated in the movie theater with a large tub of popcorn and a cherry icee

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well maybe i asked for too much but maybe this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up

happy Leo season

the life of a showgirl

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged: “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

"this album isn't relatable to anyone" i just saw a edit of minions and gru to father figure bffr

god blessed the broken road that led me straight to you