my feminist boyfriend just sent me pictures of his new apt 😊

Can’t sleep. Thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed “who do you think you are, I am”

Me when I try to cross the border as a Canadian to avoid the draft but forget to say “Eh”

kind of epic if you think about it.

GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE STOCK MARKET UP!!!

work force 2020 post corona

An invention that lets Tom Brady kiss his son without spreading COVID19

geeg and peen