Really upset by the driver cutting off and tailgating people on the freeway. Especially after seeing their APU and NOTW stickers. #smh

30 MPG, two tanks in a row? Gotta love it.

My phone auto-completed the word "thingamajig" for me. #Awesome

From a class that's scared of Rob Bell to a class that's discussing Hindu scriptures. #ChristiansAreFunny

What about a president who would apologize for our foreign policy and make peace with a billion Muslims? #RickPerry? #anybody?

"'Under God' was not original. It was added when I was in 3rd grade. I remember when it happened." -Prof Christopherson.

Free games are great! itunes.com/apps/tinyheroes

Opened my old passport and 80 bucks fell out. Good thing too, cause its gonna cost me 140 to get it renewed.

Because JesusBeerBall was too hard to remember RT Yanni Sergis: Why do Americans call FOOTball a game that is played with hands?

There is a man in Tri-City Park with his dog running free and his son on a leash. #ThatsWhatsWrongWithAmerica

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon onion.com/wfkvuG

#FatTuesday

Visiting an evangelical orthodox church. Sweet field trip. Not sure how to dress though...

If the point of life is to meet Jesus when we die, screw it.

Sorry your iPad 2 now looks as old and expendable as Peyton Manning. funni.ly/xPKJxi via

Kaleo girl is better than Taylor swift.

Oh hello, coffee. Nice to see you again. Can you help me finish this homework? Thanks!

Homework Hangover . . . #tocoinaphrase

Coffee and cold pizza. #thefinalsdiet

In a class of 5 people, 2 of us have come to class.