Look at Vida Blue’s cleats, socks, and stirrups and explain to me where the fuck we went wrong as a society.

Oof

You know its a tough time for religion when they have to pay 20M to advertise their brand. *whispers, there's not really a "he" to gets us.

25 yr old goalie in Belgium dies on the ice after saving a penalty shot. Sure is a lot of young athletes dropping dead for some reason. But I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

If your lawn chair ain't got a couple burn holes in it, what are you even doing in a lawn chair?

Pop Quiz: Joe Torre a) is running a 103-degree fever; b) is getting blown; c) is getting blown while running a 103-degree fever.

In a matter of 30 seconds, I got an email saying the plug has been pulled on my next movie, "Due to unforseen circumstances," and then my agent sent an audition for a SAG commercial. The commercial is a bigger deal, but I really wanted to be a mercenary for the cartel.

Little dude is out cold. Or dead. Pretty sure he's just asleep.

“Want a Shasta?” “Does it taste like Coke?” “It tastes more like a cross between RC and poverty.”

This is wood textured with a laser to look and feel like dragon scales. The light colors are turquoise. It’s pretty damn cool in my opinion.

Proof

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Made a little something to help ya'll relax

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I saw a post earlier today where a guy said “Someone needs to explain to me what Jordan was better at than LeBron.” Offense and defense. I hope that clears it up.

Thanks for ruining Diff’rent Strokes, you little shithead.

Sweet jesus FOX25 Weather , you have nothing new or relevant to say, get off the air!

those ghost runners will get ya

Democratic Lawmakers File Bill To Federally Legalize Marijuana As Trump Weighs Rescheduling: "As more states continue to legalize marijuana and public support increases, federal laws must catch up and reverse failed policies criminalizing marijuana." marijuanamoment.net/democratic-law…

The trailer for Boxcutter just dropped!!!