did anyone else get this weird message when they opened tiktok

Other people in jail: “pls let me make just one phone call I’ll be good” Noah Kahan: ibysjlmcigymbairwatbitcicmfiptfjwisscmbsayadtyftsjlmcigymbairwatbitcicmfiktblwisscmbswdydtty

21 may actually be the age you’re supposed to stop drinking

“sexuality is a spectrum” the spectrum:

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Saturday 8-2: I love having a lazy, nothing day 2pm: if I don't do something I'm gonna jump off a bridge

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong

was it just a phase? no. it wasn't

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

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The characters always just go off script and start doing backflips so it never works

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

extreme heat warning: stay inside me, who is always very inside anyway: you got it

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

“go make a ball bra for men and let. us. age.” LOUDEEERRRR

a white refrigerator with a bunch of random wedding invites and christmas cards and receipts and menus and magnets of places you’ve been is actually so chic and glamorous