Dude by definition got caught with his pants down.

Polish and NATO fighter jets and early-warning aircraft have been scrambled from bases in Poland and the Baltics, while ground-based air defense systems and radar reconnaissance have been raised to their highest state of readiness, due to activity by Russia’s long-range aviation,

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

bro got the glock n balls

Shia Labouef implies the existence of a Sunni Labouef

Imagine showing up to this job at 6am with a hangover

do dentist really give you a kiss after they finish

Courtside tonight

I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

We literally had a nuclear war with Japan but barbecue is so good we are all friends now

I bet $19k in ketamine absolutely rips.

Imagine like you live with a giant who you cannot communicate at all with. The giant will feed you and see to your basic needs in exchange for occasionally subjecting to horrors beyond anything your brain can even begin to comprehend.

"old soul" is such a weird way to say "this child raised themselves"

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

Was your first round pick alive on 9/11?

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

Joking but also not joking that seeing his hair at the combine told me everything I needed to know about where his priorities are at

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.