this black history month i will be 5-7 minutes late to every class

wait am i the only one who didn’t know the Winter Olympics are happening rn

come on flomo 😭 i just want aunt jemima’s little face again

i just chased vodka with vodka

anyone else ever just wake up and think “white people are crazy for that”

Was just thinking about if I would rec Stanford to a Black friend earlier today then I got yet ANOTHER email about a NOOS3 🫠

I’ve been watching is it cake for hours and I hate it

Sitting with my grandma and she just opened up tik tok on her phone

looking around and wondering how many other people on the block also have to pee

New York is going to be the next Venice eom

the white people in williamsburg walk so slow and take up the whole sidewalk like move gentrifier 🙄

i just got paid this morning and already have no money

All I have to say is that this tweet is timeless except this year it also makes me really sad

why did i find out pnb rock died from a tik tok 😭😭😭

the sexiest thing about me is that i can assemble furniture without instructions