how you feel when your ponytail is too tight

Me looking for all the fucks to give

Her 8 year old brother pulled off the greatest executed face swap you've ever seen 😂

take me laser tagging and then push me into a corner and kiss me. then shoot me and walk away.

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”

When a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission. 😅

Just remember when you're ignoring her, you're teaching her to live without you.

"Babe you mad?" Me: ...

When you swore to yourself you'd never talk to him again and then he text you "wyd" and you respond in 2.5 seconds

I can't wait for sunshine, cute bikinis, no school, and the beach

When you start liking someone

THIS IS WHAT I IMAGINE HEAVEN TO BE LIKE

food will never break my heart

i want $100,000,000 and someone to kiss me

SHOW YOUR GIRL OFF, POST PICTURES OF HER, WITH HER, RETWEET HER PICS, TELL YA FRIENDS ABOUT HER HOTNESS, JUST SHOW HER OFF AND LOVE HER

i need a tan so bad

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

cute april fools day prank: transfer $1,000,000 into my bank account

RT if this is more attractive than 99% of the boys at your school.

"Why don't you ever talk to anyone?"