Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

Me April 22: One ticket please Clerk: For what movie? Me: #michaelmovie

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

I’m going outside with a tambourine this summa 😌

When you get a team message "got a minute?" at 4:59 PM on Friday

“just lock in” bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

Me watching people call me back after i called them on my way back home (I'm home now and don't feel like talking anymore)

Incredible photo from Ye’s concert last night

life so lit rn bitch i’m the blunt

Me when my social battery runs out and I’m ready to go home

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

so excited to be attending coachella 2026 😍

Me after getting paid peanuts

Can’t even ride around to clear yo mind no more tank gone be clear before yo mind is

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

nobody: me to a bag of ice:

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

when i have plans but it starts to rain

since when did they stop painting speed bumps yellow? i just flew in the damn air