Tea 🙃

I’ve never wanted to hit a piñata more than this one.

such anticipation

So glad I could rescue you from yesterday's awful weather

people act like having kids is so special, literally ~ anyone ~ can do it but nah y’all wanna have an accident and say *it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me* have you tried financial stability, climbing a mountain, doing something for yourself ???

my my my lots of haters out tonight

Luckily in Colorado everyday is 420 😎

the funniest part of the office is how shitty pam’s artwork is

Thank goodness for Frontier Airlines! We’re finally getting back to Colorado after Southwest Airlines has cancelled 2 of our flights.

Honestly Sha’Carri smoking weed only makes running that 10.8 more impressive.

Everyone can get COVID but asthma and diabetes are not viruses. Duh….?

Watching commercials for longer than 15s is ghetto 🥴

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Oso oso before the front bottoms is like a dart to the face 😅😐

I haven’t tweeted in years but just had to say the Orange Creamsicle cookie from Crumbl was the worst tasting cookie ever 🥴

Embarrassing.

MELTDOWN!!!