Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

My Tesla robot when I tell him to give me the other half after I said I don’t feel anything after 15 minutes

dua lipa, what a woman

this year felt like being awake during surgery

The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history. Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.

A tradition unlike any other. Pop-Tarts Bowl MVP Rocco Becht has selected Cinnamon Roll for ritual sacrifice.

She already finished shopping and didn't ask me ONE dumb question lmaoooo. This is what Instacart was made for!

Can’t wait to watch the Abracadabra music video in a stranger’s apartment at 6AM

Are french bulldogs actually french? They seem kinda Puerto Rican

dua lipa, what a woman

Just saw a girl with a ‘Brat’ bumper sticker go the wrong way down a one-way

Sometimes we need 30 mins

hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS

🐀🐀🐀PUT UP THE BILLBOARD!!🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

SHE IS NOT REAL?;?4)?4?4

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams