Average AC Milan medical:

Knowing that every conspiracy theory is real is actually frying me just bring out the reptilians bro fuck it

Colonialism really did something on us. Seeing Africans belittle african spirituality while defending and invoking Christianism is so heartbreaking oooh

Today, as Lent begins, I’m sending my best wishes to Christians in the UK and around the world. As you follow Christ’s example of sacrifice and renewal, you embody the spirit of public service that strengthens our communities. Thank you for all you do.

Sometimes the people who had access to you don’t realise how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.🗣️®️™️

Men need sex like women need reassurance. Same need, different mechanic. He goes a week untouched and starts acting unhinged; she goes a few days unacknowledged and starts detaching silently. Men fall apart without intimacy, women fall apart without consistency. No “gm,” no “home

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The difference is by design.

Owen

my boy’s girlfriend made a snide comment about him supporting his mum with a part of his salary . That comment automatically checked him out of the relationship mentally. It didn’t survive

Damn Seth Rollins doing Robberies now

Exploring South London is so funny nowadays because early/mid 2010’s, people will be shook to enter X, Y and Z. Now I’m seeing people walk so calmly without having to fear for their lives. How times have changed man 😂

In his words Julius Malema the EFF leader confirms: “A certain member of the EFF inboxed me asking for a secret ballot to remove the anti-borders policy of the EFF, I refused because having secured borders is an imperialist agenda.” He rejected his fellow party members' advice

You lot hate men but want men to come sort out women issues makes no sense

“KAKA, KAKA, CUT BACK, CUT BACK!”

🚨Danny Welbeck on why he did the “Siuuu” celebration: 🗣️ Welbeck: “I’ve scored against Liverpool… now Chelsea. Maybe I don’t score for Manchester United anymore, but I still bleed for the club. If what I do helps them reach the Champions League, I’m happy with that. Not every

If he assimilates to your living standards it means he now has to rob people on that bridge because thats what locals do ☠️🔞

Wild 😂

Man Utd fans last year: It’s okay to keep losing because we’re building something The same Man Utd fans this year: We are winning but style isn’t sustainable.

Unemployment has so many externalities. One being that there’s a critical number of adults who can be mobilised for anything in SA.