My 1st real job, at 15 (after 9 year-old me playing Santa's helper in a Dept. store) was at McDonald's as a shake man for nearly a month. I am NOT lying! Hopefully, the MAGA cult, after failing to find definitive proof, won't use that to discredit me. 😩 #FingersCrossed 🤞

Lauren Boebert is about to go from being the stupidest person in Congress to being the stupidest person not in Congress.

This is Republican Mike Collins. He represents Georgia’s 10th District. Home to Winder, Georgia and Apalachee high school.

No, Vladimir Putin bought a Cybertruck

I wonder which other Republicans have been on Putin’s payroll.

Benny Johnson and Tim Pool are great, but don't forget to do Tulsi Gabbard, Mike Flynn, Ron Johnson, Rand Paul, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, and Donald Trump's whole entire family

Guys? Mark Hamill just followed me. I feel like I’ve won Twitter. For as silly as this site is, I’m legitimately honored. Thank you Mark Hamill. (My 30th HS reunion is coming up in November. Instead of a name tag, I’m just going to print this out and pin it to my chest:)

No, Tim, it shouldn’t.

Tim Pool HATES this photo showing him without his stupid beanie, so please don’t share it! It will make him very upset. I repeat, do NOT share this photo!!!

1/ I'm calling bullshit on the "poor Tim Pool and Benny Johnson didn't knoooooow" in the Putin Payola indictment.

2/ If you're getting monthly payments of $400,000 for producing obvious pro-Putin, anti-American, anti-Ukraine pieces, you sure as fuck know who's writing the checks.

Why is Elon Musk literally posting 𝗞𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗹𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝘀 countless times a day on his platform?

I didn't realize Justice Thomas was on the Trump Defense team

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The tariff act of…makes up his own date.

He always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn’t read.

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Just heard that we've fully captured the hearts and minds of people who post the word "squee" in 2024. To that I say... XD