My mum caught me looking at adult content again

in this joke i am being too loud in the library then someone is like "read the room" and then I'm like "lol that'll take forever"

Dracula: *drinking blood* first i kill you Me: omg yes Dracula: then you live again... forever Me: omg no

Wookiees don't smoke, they just chewbacco

Poseidon Pofronton

Woman: *smiles politely* Men: ok so what are we

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not to be overly dramatic but it’s so fucked up that there are people alive who had to get around by reading maps. insanely fucked up way to live. i would simply stand perfectly still forever

you're telling me most people remember their childhoods? it's not normal to have occasional single memories with years of nothing and a general feeling of unease?

hogwarts legacy has introduced a new jewish bisexual character named dreidel bothways

I’m 48 years old and the idea of dating a 19 year old model is just exhausting.

Imagine this actually being a thing

zach silberberg He's like Paul Dano for swifties

My favourite Mario character is Alec Guigi

Remarkable to hear Braverman say multiculturalism has failed. She's a British Home Secretary descended from Goan Indians from Mauritius and Kenya, married to a Jewish husband, in a government headed by Britain's first Hindu PM. What would successful multiculturalism look like?

“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?” “No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”