Wait, so movies from the 1970s weren't like... 20 years ago? #WhyAmISoOld

Omg I know I am late to the game, but Fleishman Is In Trouble is giving me major agita.

Teaching children how to not be impolite jerks is exhausting.

My kindergartener confessed to me that he was furious to find out that the word, “drag,” did not start w a “j.” He literally screamed, railing, “BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!” And now, I, too, am full of rage.

Couldn't take the suspense of the penultimate episode of BEEF and decided to take a breather by watching TOUCH OF EVIL. I think I'm about to have an aneurism. Sweet Jesus. WTF was I thinking!?

DOES NO ONE USE THE WORDS, "LAY" AND "LIE," CORRECTLY ANYMORE???

Can't help but be tickled by the little 2nd Avenue Subway joke in Ep. 4 of Maisel. IYKYK, New Yorkers. 💕

With a shooting in the news almost every damned day, it's starting to feel like humanity has reached the axis point at which we've switched into "penguin-racing-towards-certain-death" mode.

💔 gofund.me/23221ebc

People tweeting, "NYers are babies, we have unbreathable air ALL the time where I live!" you know that's fucked up, right?

Out of all the world's major cities, NYC has the worst air quality today. So great. 😷

“If you be the cash, I’ll be the rubber band…” I just got that metaphor. Hello, 4:30 AM.

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist

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At the risk of being totally cringe (that’s fine), I’m putting it out there that I’m making a little movie. And I’ve gathered a rather amazing little group of artists to help pull it off. And we are hoping that the internet can help us pull it off, too. 🙏 seedandspark.com/fund/the-pick-…

Just watched the series finale of Bluey, "The Sign," and I am not OK.

Nothing brings New Yorkers together like trying to help someone with directions on the train. About half a dozen people and I just tried to help a non-English speaking lady figure out which stop to get off at; and now our hearts are pretty warmed. Dopamine rush unlocked.