Jezebel Marx (@kvitsh) 's Twitter Profile
Jezebel Marx

@kvitsh

That's a third-rate UNIVERSITY, you silly goose

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calendar_today30-03-2008 18:53:33

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Anish Moonka (@anisha_moonka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history. An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do

HappyNewYearaBira🍉🇵🇸 (@kirabira) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love how addicted doctors are to re-diagnosing us w/the same shit we’ve already been diagnosed, how if we come in & tell them what other doctors have already told us they won’t believe us until they personally replicate the literal same tests & baby step treatments first.

Jill Filipovic (@jillfilipovic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I truly hate this argument, which assumes men simply have names but women’s are all somehow men’s. By this logic, it’s not your dad’s name either - it’s his dad’s. And not his either - his dad’s. Your name is actually your name. And yes of course women should have the legal

Jill Filipovic (@jillfilipovic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If there really are so many administrative challenges, maybe both parents should keep their names and the child should get the surname of whichever parent is more likely to do the bulk of the child-related administrative things, like school pickups and drop-offs, doctors

Art-Eater ➡️⬇️↘️🐲👊 (@richmond_lee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This isn't rose colored glasses. The internet really was better in the past before a small handful of corporations gobbled everything up. It used to be unbelievably good. The Internet Archive is one of the last vestiges of an era where the internet served people. Don't let it die

steady rockin all night long (@sonikudzu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

patients online: doctors are frequently dismissive and sometimes outright derisive doctors online, without a hint of irony: you don’t know what you’re talking about

Wayne Bradshaw (@nonwaynewayne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People hate it because it is built on theft; bombards them with misinformation; and is being used to replace jobs with inferior automation. It's a blight on society. It's hated because it's vile

julie k. brown (@jkbjournalist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A 90-year-old woman emailed me this week. She told me she was raped by her doctor 60 years ago. "A woman lawyer told me not to prosecute him because I would be dragged through the mud," she explained. I get emails like this almost every day. These women aren't asking me for

Moira Donegan (@moiradonegan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s good when sexual abusers fave consequences; it’s a rare acknowledgment of the wrong of rape. It’s not an injustice that justifies murder.

Janel Comeau 🍁 (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

Tired Peasant (@horrorgorl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Police don’t prevent crime. They show up after it happens. Crime prevention starts with funding social programs and creating opportunity.

Daniel Foch (@daniel_foch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most people say they want affordable housing. What they usually mean is: “I want my kids to be able to buy a house, but I also want my house to go up 8% a year forever, and I definitely do not want a fourplex near me.” That is the Canadian housing crisis in one sentence.

sippin on that 🇵🇸 (@vivafalastin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

men want to use their money to get young hot wives then balk when those young hot wives want it in writing that the maintenance they need to remain young and hot will be provided for

serb your enthusiasm 🇷🇸🍉 (@markocantdunk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I would rather starve to death than work for the company that made the rocket that killed this child, and I don’t understand anybody who doesn’t feel the same way

I would rather starve to death than work for the company that made the rocket that killed this child, and I don’t understand anybody who doesn’t feel the same way
Merriam-Webster (@merriamwebster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

✮ (@omgsidewalks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

Prof Zenkus (@anthonyzenkus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The most valuable resource that capitalism steals from us is our time. You're on a spinning rock circling a medium sized star for less than 100 years and yes you need money to eat and live but you deserve peace and fun and time in nature and to not be exhausted all the time. In