Rest In Violence, Tot Clark, and most of the Breath Mints. I'll see you in the hall, and hopefully you'll be back with us all some day. -J

(Jayce has entered the Hall. Not incinerated, but just. doing what he can to help. He has bags and baskets of food, and paper to take letters and messages back. he just wants to do something.)

Does anyone have messages for players in the Hall? I am making a trip right now. -J

STORM THE HALL!! -J

This is Jaycebron Ramshard, reporting from the Hellmouth. My partner, Blast Baja, is with the Seattle Garages, as they get closer to the black hole. ... Blast, if you can hear this, I love you. Give them hell for me, okay? See you on the other side.

[A rogue signal is picked up for a fleeting moment. If you're not paying attention, you might even miss it. The only clear phrase that transmits is, well,] Goodnight, Hellmouth. [And the signal goes silent, for what very much could be the last time.] - B.

i could've posted my many teams one league contribution but🩳

so give in to the vast receiving emptiness of time

Blaseball as children's games (1/24) Hellmouth Sunbeams as Red Rover The Sunbeams' single brain cell and proclivity for beam-lining to a single point makes them champions at charging the mound or the weak link in Red Rover. Art: Sour & @Poltergeisz Blurb: Panda

Wait shoot Blaseball is back?? Ah beans okay hold on i gotta set all the equipment back up -j

Hello Blaseball fans and teams alike! Today it’s cold in the studio and i do not like it!! If anyone would kindly place a hot chocolate and blankets near their closest radio I’d appreciate it! -J

Okay what’s been happening in Blaseball I’ve been dissociating

new station who this - the tliefling(b)

yooooooo sick we got a birthday - b #MyTwitterAnniversary

So uh. I fell asleep for a while. What’s goin on in blaseball? -J

Well folks. Show's over I guess. Kinda got lost for a while, sorry about that. But I'm gonna miss all of y'all. hope you're doing good. -J