i say "full stop" because periods cause our precious women to suffer

In a what

I just wanna kiss my fish, truck my truck, eat my beer, shame my dog, truck bed truck, bed truck truck, it’s so hard to be a country boy when boys are girls truck beer truck.

Going eepy mode. I better not wake up to a dozen notifications or else

Just hit my pinky toe on the table. And yet, fighting Green Plesioth is a much more painful experience

oh shit that's my crazy evil twin brother that I hate

This ragebaiting asswipe just can't sit still in one place, huh

'Tis valentine's day, and the one I'm spending it with...is a miniature version of myself fuck my chud-ku life

What do you mean I need a high rank material for a low rank armor piece What

"I've been expecting you"-ass moment

Okay so what I'm getting from gen 1 subspecies so far is that their designers looked at their base species and thought "Wouldn't it be cool if we removed every last shred of fun from these guys' fights?"

My body is a machine that turns unplayed games into "there's nothing to play"

I seem to have undergone carcinization

AT Arkveld feels like a Sunbreak endgame monster holy shit

Every time I peruse my stories 2 art book I get stunlocked by how UGLY (affectionate) baby monster renders look my horrible chud son. he has every disease.