“Homes stop trying to find the mystery of his bulge >_>.”

I’m back from work time to do some date shitposting

Morning

“Oh my me- archer it’s you’re birthday!”

I HATE MY LIFE MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!

“Oh my darling Emiya~ why must you always look so upset around me~? Came now I show you so much love, and yet you look at me with those cold dead beautiful eyes~. I know you’re not upset with darling, just remember you are mine and I am yours~” #FateRP #LewdRP #BBC

There are so many lewd ships in fate that I love but I have to stay Emiya x Medusa/rider is by far my absolute favorite~!

“I mean I do but my son prefers his mommy’s breasts~.”

#NewProfilePic

“Hehehe I’m ready for Halloween I got a nice custome and everything hehe how do I look~? I even got little sharp fangs munch~.” Artist: miyako

💢darling why are you bossing my son around?💢

“💢 w-watch it little lady you don’t want to annoy the holy grail....💢”

“Then like a good girl you will ask my son for a meal politely. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?💢”

“That’s a good girl~.”

“Shirou is such a sweet boy teaching his mama how to bake~.”

Naps are the best hun