Are Fall Out Boy an autumn band because i've been seeing a lot on my friend activity on spotify and same dude.

A sign your new relationship is going well is if all your targeted ads are for things your person owns or is interested in so you two can become god damn twins

Did everyone already know furbies are birds or was I just a dumb man this whole time??

It’s Sunday. You know what that means....

Can't stop listening to Tha Carter III lately for some reason???

i take no pleasure reporting this, but scientists have found a crazier frog

The choice of Hotel California in #Shangchi  was an intentional choice for all the first gen Asians. It's a reference we all get because it's the official Asian dad anthem lmao

AHHHHHHH

Trapped in Vegas for a while lmao. AMA

Update I went to Vegas and saw Penn and Teller. I teared up

Is it lemon pig time??

Can’t stop laughing at my dog son looking like a mad dad scolding us at the dinner table

Welcomed in the New Year to the Halo theme song c/o the Seattle news channel live stream lmao

You went into a Chinese restaurant asking for pasta… I’d have made you a fucked up meal on purpose too lmao

Every pair of white sneakers in the lower mainland is currently standing in line at the Artizia warehouse sale

“They had a good image and pretty good song writing” — My response to my gf when she asked about libido. I misheard and thought she said The Beatles

Thought writing a cute valentine on a blue post it would be obvious enough of a Gr*y’s Anat*my reference, but I guess only I’m a LOSER

Today was the match in Canada. Thank you Canadian motherfuckers! Midnight poutine is the best. 🇨🇦