i've fucked with you ever since i've known you jo 💯

This geezer in a snapback at the gig was showing a girl in the crowd his phone and I heard him yell “this was me when I was 24 playing rugby overseas” let it go brother

I will be there 🫡

Selena Gomez sits perfectly in my cultural blind spot I did not know she was rich like that I could not name a song

I usually froth reality tv but I genuinely cannot handle this season of Love Island Australia. This cast is giving me brain damage

Crazy how coincidentally all the best sitcoms ever made are the ones I watched from about age 18 - 26

Rams not scared of fucking Sam Darnold

my mvp, ya’ll can keep crying about it.

Finished reading my 20th book this year which feels great (my brain is healing from tiktok damage) but also how the fuck are people logging 200 books on Goodreads a year

It always kills me when two streamers I’ve never heard of announce their breakup with a joint statement. This isn’t the United Nations

Netflix has made vast oceans of television-like content in the last 15 years and none of it would crack the top 20 HBO shows. I’m sure this deal will be great for everyone.

It was crazy to spend my formative years mainly thinking of Rob Reiner as Jess’s Dad from New Girl and then later finding out he directed among other things, the greatest rom com ever

We’re dealing with a loser epidemic, brother people who have friends still goto the bar all the time lol

All time press run from Timmy Tim

The swims you have after new years before work starts are the greatest swims of your life

Feel like you used to get a lot of different arguments happening on here. Going 50/50 on dates, top sheet v no top sheet etc. Now it’s just child free weddings every 2 months. Maybe we’re getting old

I will cherish this era of Rams football for the rest of my life!!!

Got tickets to Splore for the first time since like 2009 lmao the theme is ‘Beings’ what the fuck am I meant to do with that

People talk about Chalamet being cocky the way your racist local sports columnist talks about a Dominican player flipping his bat. Lighten up you insufferable bores. It’s the definition of Not That Deep.