I used to think #HouseOfCards was cray cray. #lodestar

I'm supporting all the kids missing class today for the #ClimateStrike in exchange for taking out the #recycling without being asked for a month...or at least without rolling their eyes at their parents when they have asked for the 4th time to take it out.

We need a #font exclusively used to convey #sarcasm in emails, texts, digital communication.

Nancy Pelosi: Two heartbeats away from the oval office. #succession

Methinks that suddenly all those universities that looked down on University of Phoenix #uopx will suffer by comparison...dare I say will be looking to them for leadership and know how.

The Kamala Harris de-planing videos & her completely appropriate self-confidence every time are quickly becoming one of my favorite things about this campaign.🙌

Again

Just going to leave this right here.

We are watching a medical experiment in real time on the #POTUS during the last month of the election. What could possibly go wrong?

Hey Twitter ...deploy a font/feature that is universally recognized as #sarcasm and you will own the internet. #notsarcasm

This.

“John Cusack:Bernie Sanders always calls it right hector: man... he called it WORD for WORD. ””

It’s moments like this when I miss #johnstewart the most.

I’m not crying, you’re crying. Joe Biden Kamala Harris

Worth repeating.

Nation waits nervously to see if candidate with 7,059,800, 74 more electoral votes, and a number of unanimous court victories can squeak out a win.

What's the over/under for blaming the Biden administration for the slowest pandemic response ever? 1 PM tomorrow is my guess.

Hey Elon Musk "I'm a legitimate person" is the new blue checkmark, right?

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