"Yeah, instead of smiley faces I draw Mr. Yuck Face, like what they used to put on poison bottles when..." http://tumblr.com/xzodlda5g

"I don’t know why, but people have this tendency to look at me and just start laughing." - John Kupetz... http://tumblr.com/xzodlrsn4

"Funerals are fun." - John Kupetz Enjoyer of Morbid Pastimes http://tumblr.com/xzodncyv2

"You can speak of the dead with sarcasm, that’s what they’re for." - John Kupetz Dead friendly http://tumblr.com/xzodnspqc

"Did she actually see the stake through his heart?” In reference to a woman at Ronald Reagan’s funeral" http://tumblr.com/xzodoa9yx

"I enjoy talking about the dead." - John Kupetz Ally to the deceased http://tumblr.com/xzodonjbj

"Where would you place him between T-bagger and Marxist. *Cackles* I can’t help myself." - John Kupetz... http://tumblr.com/xzodozb30

"What do you do when a loved one dies? Do you just cut yourself? Maybe you don’t have any friends?!" - John... http://tumblr.com/xzodpttxq

"One day I’ll bring in my fifth of Jim Beam, and once I’m about half way through I’ll do my impression of..." http://tumblr.com/xzodqbf1t

"If you want to be loved get a dog. You wont be loved you’ll be licked." - John Kupetz Animal Lover http://tumblr.com/xzodqs737

"Which team am I for? Whichever team cares more about me as a person. Which billionaire cares most about..." http://tumblr.com/xzodr4t0d

"I’m like Holden Caulfield!" - John Kupetz Salinger Character http://tumblr.com/xzodrxyfb

"If was in charge of your school I’d call you there, have a big assembly and say ‘You’ve been warned.’" http://tumblr.com/xzodsf559

"You can grow up and fight for truth and justice too!" - John Kupetz Motivational Speaker http://tumblr.com/xzodswmxg

"The only time they lift their butt is to scratch it." - John Kupetz Describer of most editorial writers http://tumblr.com/xzodtcu0n

"More people who are taxidermists are stuffing their aardvarks. Why does the audience care? Is your..." http://tumblr.com/xzodtjwpt

"I am both cheap and easy." - John Kupetz Easily Entertained http://tumblr.com/xzodtqb2s

"This has to be like sweating blood." - John Kupetz Hardass http://tumblr.com/xzodtwz11

"You’re covering a local government meeting, and you can’t help but think, Oh my god. These motorscooters..." http://tumblr.com/xzoe20pa9

"I have a sign above my door that says ‘No one leaves a virgin.’ Think about it, there’s no gender bias." http://tumblr.com/xzoeh68rl