Remember when Moses parted the Red Sea to make it on time to a Beyoncé concert?

Beyonce is my favorite singer, she is so beautiful!

Donald Trump hates brown people.

Brought by parents, these children had no choice in coming here. Now they'll be sent to countries they've never known. Cruel. Not America.

Tina Knowles is the the purest woman on Instagram, I bet her thanksgiving dinners are the best. Bless her

I hope every alt right pig that denies climate change are the first to go when the day after tomorrow happens

Sza is the most famous quote account on twitter

My mom caught me lighting a blunt in her kitchen & she just looked at me & told me there's a lighter in the drawer pic.x.com/YhhwdH2ejg

I used the stove like a crackhead

Omg 2 'the's' in this tweet.... I really do stan Beyoncé

Jockstraps are so ugly im sorry gays I don't make the rules

He'd probably call me a faggot but Chief Keef's mugshot is so hot omg

The US better act accordingly & aid Puerto Rico with whatever they need regarding hurricane Irma. We're not about to ignore what's happening

Lemme brighten your day

California summers don't end till October

I've been laughing at this all week

[Box Office] ‘IT’s’ $117 Million is the Best Horror Debut EVER! bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3458138/…

The year is 2020, Trump is dead. A classroom of third graders recite the new pledge of allegiance, "I'm so into u... I can barely breathe"

Why am I in a good mood