People shouldn't lump cybertruck owners together with folks suffering mental illness. It's extremely insulting! One of them deserves respect, love, compassion, and support! The other drives a cybertruck!🥰

Breaking news!!! 😱 A Boeing 737 MAX ferrying furries to fur-con has crashed!

Sounds like the CIA is going to do a giant cyber attack

I want someone to turn me into a piece of toast that got knocked off the counter! Baby just butter me up, flip me over, and cover me in filth!

Mobile twitter is 🤮

Dear OtterBox, respectfully; Terminate your entire design team. Your cases cost >$100 US & should work without being butchered by a dremel dbrand pls make a drop safe case with working pencil slot! If you send me one & I love it, I'll pay for a yr of shortlinus.com

Had surgery a few days ago… Does anyone wanna join me for HotGirlDinner™? 🤭

2025’s acting dirtier than a villain from a 90s movie… 🚬🛢️🔥 Had surgery 5 days ago… Now waiting for urgent medical imaging, and I might need another… 😭 Cool, cool cool cool, cool…

Neat! 😊

Empty, hollow, heartless words. Nothing but PR & dmg control. 🤮 The folks @ Twitch responsible for this are bad, and they should feel bad. Tragedy for Emiru. Tragedy level L for twitch.

At this point, I’m relatively certain anyone calling it “X” is either: • A bot • One of Muzk’s alt’s • A journalist saying “X (formerly known as twitter)” 🤣

Omg I love this! MY LIFE FOR SUPER-BUSH!!!!

Not a men, but…

Happy Dec 1,827th! Hope y'all enjoy 2020 part 6: The reckoning of god.

"God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers." Listen. I'm gonna need god to stop sending his strongest soldiers after me. Just because I keep winning doesn't make this okay. Just let me be bi and kiss pretty women.😭

God I love living in a “Socialist Eutopia” — Seeya in the next dimension cuties! 🫠🤭

Why is it when Pikachu runs around electrocuting bad people it's "Adorable" but when I do it it's "torture" and "A violation of the Geneva Convention" So sick and tired of the double standards!😤

Hey, Sexy! Are you the straight of Strait of Hormuz? Because you seem like a diplomatic nightmare, but I'm desperate for your waterway even if it'll ruin me! 🥵