Spotting Joel Cummins 🎹 at the airport reminds me it’s been waaaay too long since I’ve seen Umphrey's McGee

Halloween 2011- STS9 played the Georgia Theater and Murph handed me a band signed helmet while shooting stills in the pit. It serves another purpose now.

Have any studies been conducted regarding the hearing damage inflicted by your child screaming inches from your ear?

Folks, if you had to arrive at the airport before sunrise, for the love of God, do not make small talk. Folks seated near you are trying to sleep.

Any statisticians out there know how many points have been scored by opponents of Alabama after 3rd and 4th down penalties? This defense is it’s own worst enemy…#NCAAF #SECFootball

It’s below 20 degrees in Chicago and we have a real crisis in our hands judging by the lack of stouts and porters available on the shelf.

Framing this

Nothing makes you feel like an underachiever quite like Frodo destroying the one ring to save all of mankind.

Laughable how much the referees impacted the games this weekend. Yes, you gotta play through it. But, sad to see with everything on the line.

KOLACHE OUCHIE: Vehicle crashes into the popular Czech Stop kolache bakery in West, Texas. Luckily no one was injured and West VFD reports the bakery should be back up and running soon.

PLAY THAT TRACK

The ball is tipped And there you are

Penny sized hail near Sauganash. In February! WGN TV News

Just like we drew it up.

Crime is down, not up - and violent crime and murder are below where they were in 2020, Trump's last year in office. Preliminary FBI data found a 6% decline in violent crime in 2023 and 15% in the first quarter of 2024. It's preliminary, yes, but the direction is clear.

WOW! Look at this lightning strike that took out power and caused traffic delays in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, today!

I have watched this approximately a thousand times

LAME

When choosing between H-E-B Brisket Queso and Salsa, rely on old friends to help you decide. Happy opening day, Houston Astros! ⚾️