So close americanair. This has been a nightmare.

How come nobody at americanair knows nothing about nothing. No one has been helpful.

I don’t believe it. Their customer service is horrible. I was offered a $25 trip credit after the most horrrible flight experience. I was supposed to be home at midnight on Sunday July 23. I got home on Tuesday July 25 at 3pm. #DoBetter

youtu.be/Ms-_7bNsXgo?si… #realdeal

I can’t take a shower by myself anymore and I wish I could say it’s because of a child (real or imaginary) but it’s not: it’s the cat.

Which Meghan Markle couple irritates you less? Meghan Markle and Prince Harry or Meghan Markle / Rachel Zane and Mike Ross.

Multi Tasking with a needy cat who already gets 95% of my attention.

1 - i translated the headline in my head to John Mayer breaks up a fight 2- I was expecting John Mayer to say something along the lines of ‘stop #yourbodyisawonderland 3- why is the chick filming the fight using her laptop?

I wonder what the other half thinks when I tell him something I am going to do - like if I find out that I there is an event that I need to be at. I picture this 🤦🏿‍♂️ but in a positive way.

Who had the better hair John Stamos or Jennifer Aniston

Nothing about americanair has been a world class experience

One of my favorite noises is the sound of the cat running into the basement door.

Ts hard 😞

Why do I have to be the strong one all the time? Why do I have time be the one with emotions?

At least I looked cute yesterday and today.

I’ve got a label. I’m looking for that artist. Reach out. linktr.ee/RealDealEntert…

I always feel like I should be uneasy (?) about taking the New York subway than I actually am. Other people worry more than me and I’m just over here like no big deal. (For context I’m Minnesotan)

I used the cargo pockets on my cargo pants for the first time in a long time.

I think we’re going to see Dementia Donny soon

Felt like a grown up today when my cat let me do my morning routine all by myself