Mark Clattenburg getting hit by an 'Uno Reverse' after showing a yellow card to Max Fosh 🟨🔁 Can't believe Premier League players never tried this 🤨😂

daniel sloss being the only comedian to speak on the record against russell brand, rare actual ally

how long does the ugly period last? the “I look exactly the same but something looks off” feeling is killing me

Imagine tweeting this from a private jet in a cost of living crisis when you've literally just cancelled the high-speed train line to the city you've been in. What sort of monstrous lack of awareness is going on?

living with my mum for one month and I’m starting to understand crimes of passion

I left london the wrong damn Christmas

an underrated album that changed my world a lil bit

getting old is commenting happy birthday on someone’s birthday post rather than messaging them

Looking for 2 tickets to Noah Kahan Sydney shows pls pls pls !!! tixel.com/u/katiea18

looking for 2 tickets to Tyler Childers in manchester ✨ tixel.com/u/katiea18

surely not highest density of Katies being guernsey?? of the whole world?!

this is where your money is going btw if you're still buying HP merch, seeing that play, going on the studio tour, buying that stupid game

Applejuiceification and the illusion of choice: a short thread

and I clearly didn’t get benched…

bro i’m TRYING

cannot believe they let people who are stronger and faster than other people compete in the Find Out Who Is The Strongest And Fastest Person contest

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

And fuck that little hippo too

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?