Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard

I just like tweeting to tweet, it feels like writing a quick thought on a post it note. Like idc if no one reads it, I just need to say it

haven’t tweeted in awhile so here we are, hate to say tik tok takes up the majority of my social media time now...but it does

Wow haven’t been on Twitter in a hot minute, come back for less than a minute now and have already laughed internally twice

happy Father’s Day to Steve Irwin only

WHY ARE THERE TWO HOSTS ON THE BACHELORETTE NOW THAT THEYRE FEMALES AND NOT A MALE

might fuck around and have a good week

Unfollowing anyone with a low vibration bc life’s too short

I am HERE for cat boy summer #bachelorinparadise

is vine down for anyone?

Damn. It’s true that u really don’t kno what u got til it’s gone. Get well soon instagram 🤒🏥❤️‍🩹

I wish I had the ability to see Twitter engagement increase in live time since insta is down

wow catching up on tweets and I’m overwhelmed

#NewProfilePic

Might as well get comfy on Twitter for awhile

Woof I have been on Twitter since 2011 gosh darn who was that version of me

My most viral tweet after all of these years

Wow haven’t been able to log into twitter for 4 months but would still get the notifications. It was a one way relationship

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