This is ultimately your and your little evil mustache’s responsibility. I hope you realize that.

It also spreads through contact with people at Applebee’s.

I like Beaver.

I don’t know how to spell potpourri.

They didn't ban those helicopters when people died, but they're thinking about banning them because dogs are taking pictures.

Maybe I would cut down a tree.

The fried chicken smelled wonderful, but I’m pretty sure it tasted like cigarette smoke.

I wish I had their hair and if I had their hair I certainly wouldn't fight with my brother about it.

Stick a hot roll in their mouth and tell them to shut up.

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We don’t know that Sarah has cats.

Ain’t no fun unless the pastor’s gettin some.

You’re sitting there rubbing your hands on those greasy sticks.

I will take you to a bison.

Shut up, it’s fog.

I would rather ride with the dog in the helicopter than listen to Fancy.

If there’s one thing I understand, it’s animals, and if you cook it the rabies go away.

I want to know where these people come from, because it must have been at a B.O. factory. They must have all worked to just churn out stench every single day, and then they all descended on this wrestling event.