if their name begins with S or L they’re probably a cunt

mental how so many people are so so nasty in real life but are the biggest mental health advocates online

Tried this on my husband and now he’s gone

I got three rules.. Don't lie to me, Don't use me & if you tired of me just leave.

want me to rap anyone, lift the mood a bit?

I think moving away from your hometown is so beneficial to your character development lol

I NEED a fucking holiday

Fat and shattered.

Agree but can we realise its not always the girls that are sponges and guys do in fact take girls for an absolute rideeeee n make them pay for everything 😊

A lodge weekend away somewhere chilled with a hot tub is needed

You enter your grave alone. Don’t live your life trying to please others.

Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you?? Me neither, pass the bottle.

Callum just took this pic of me and I said omg no delete it look at the rolls on my belly, and he said "so what look how happy you look" 🥺 we all forget to enjoy the moment on holiday instead of trying to get the best angle to make you look skinnier it's quite sad actually

Every Sunday I say I’m gonna chill nxt week then it gets to Wednesday and I want a bev

Yes, I know, I want to go back to bed for a nap too BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO OK. WE'RE GOING TO GET ALL THE STUFF WE NEED TO GET DONE, DONE. (Then we can go for a nap)

my phone always in my hand so if you think im ignoring you, I am

anyone else going through the most ugly stage of their life or just me that’s munted the now x