oh- I see.

Well hey in my defense, he didn't state what it was for, he just said tha the would pay me a large sum!

He gave me the details of the bank he needed designed, said he'd pay a very large sum, and nothing else-

How long is too short to propose to your boyfriend.

Asking for uh, a friend-

Does anyone know any jewelers, actually. Or anywhere to buy engagement rings?

Also why is it so hard to find out ring sizes. I had to get him to sleep heavily which was almost a fucking impossible task.

I think he’s sufficiently off the trail of thinking I’m actually going to propose to him. I think I’m good.

// just had a heart attack remembering im mutuals with this fucking amazing artist.

Oh boy, I sure hope my day isn’t ruined by an ominous and foreboding contract that’s going to ruin my mental health!

WHAT.

“Did he taste good” you would know—

Pardon?

Gooood morning everyone. I hope the day finds you well.

// Is anyone else’s Twitter dying?

The rumors of my death have been.. GREATLY EXAGGERATED.

I need Alhaitham carnally.

babe what the fuck— I mean that’s so hot but what the fuck.

Alhaitham, I’m gonna go buy more wine, do you want anything while I’m gone?