What is this obnoxious #bachelorette recap I have to fast forward through

Morgan 2020: Hahahahahaha

Research suggest that every time you interact with your dog their Oxytocin levels spike to a level that equals the feeling a human has when they fall in love - EVERYTIME Lesson - Hold your dog’s paw today and everyday ❤️ x.com/JRhodesPianist…

This thread. Yes. 🐕

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

I had an elective surgery 2 days ago (#brca #breastreconstruction) and the pain is unreal. Folks with chronic pain, I'm sorry. I won't say I get it, but I see you. ❤

Hey. Hey you over there having a ruff day. Yeah. It’s a Wednesday and you have human problems. Just want you to know. This fluff monster loves ya. 🐾 #WednesdayThoughts #dogs #dogsoftwitter #mentalhealth

Using 4OVER4.COM to get 100% free business cards printed! I made my own, but there are hundreds of free templates at 4over4.com/printing/FREE-… #4OVER4HASMYBACK

Sicily has figured out this whole self-isolation thing. #COVID19 #CoronavirusPandemic

You think this quarantine is a joke, but if the March sisters had just Venmoed the Hummels instead of visiting their infected home, Beth would be alive today.

It me

This is insane. Reentry shouldn't be happening. People SHOULD be anxious because we are IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PANDEMIC.

So I guess we're temporarily moving to #kingmanarizona in a month. We know zero people. I'm v. anxious. #physicianassistantschool

#whereiroot Baby's first Mariners game!! 💙

I stand with @FacingOurRisk and over 50 other patient and physician organizations to urge ACP to reconsider its recent #CRCscreening guidelines and maintain screening at age 45 for those at average risk.

I can't DM, but I'm interested in learning more!

Hey Xfinity Xfinity Support there's no longer severe weather and we still don't have internet. I can't even reach a human, and for the past 2 days the app just says it'd "under investigation" and will be restored "as soon as possible." Actual updates would be helpful.