whole time bitches be crockpot slow

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

Me when someone tries to use beginner level manipulation on me

sometimes when I need a good laugh I look at the pic my ex sent me of himself crying (its live too)

😭😭😭

Nothin I hate more than a slow ass bitch 😭

How healthy it was to want to dress like that at 13 and not with lingerie or a thong half out of the jeans

“you really should call fez”

jacob heart not in it

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

CINEMA IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

fell down the steps in my teddy bear slippies & my elbow dead broken

kids these days will never experience the feeling of getting ready to music videos on tv

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

me & my rings

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

why nobody told me naruto was actually good I take all my shit talk back