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Ryan

@kryptic_kaos_

Personal Trainer // Center-Left // anti-factory farming // vegan

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A reminder as to why I’m not Christian: I don’t believe that men always make better decisions or that men are entitled to be in charge of women

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Politics: Libs: Trump (Hitler) is the worst thing ever! (even though Bush did far worse) Cons: Trump can shoot my wife on 5th Avenue but I’d still bend over for my Daddy & worship him libertarians: LP is too statist because I found 4% I disagree with, so I’m not voting (again)

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I don’t get how someone could become an alcoholic, coming from my own viewpoint. I also don’t get how ppl can cut themselves. My coping mechanisms are eating too much, isolation, youtube, xbox, porn lol. Sometimes I wish I could trade in all those and just be an alcoholic lol

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I want to tweet “It’s insane that so many people care/talk about what ______ says,” but then I’m just adding to it. 😂

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The best part of the Chauvin trial was when a man mocked Chauvin and called him a bum a half dozen times as Chauvin murdered a totally helpless, handcuffed Floyd, lying on the pavement with three idiots on top of him. Truly sickening, infuriating, dumb, and psychopathic.

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I took time off, drove 150 miles, got a pet sitter, reserved a hotel for 2 nights to go to a concert. An hour before the show was going to start I just happened to check my email and they cancelled due to covid. 2 weeks later still no $400 refund. I wonder why I’m introverted 😀

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I’m in a gta crew with some guys who have grandkids and we have a blast on the mics and love getting nasty messages and party invites from butthurt 15 year olds (we grief ppl). Better than watching tv alone every day like most people

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Imagine you were born in 1900. When you're 14, World War I begins and ends when you're 18 with 22 million dead. Soon after a global pandemic, the Spanish Flu, appears, killing 50 million people. And you're alive and 20 years old. When you're 29 you survive the global economic

Imagine you were born in 1900.

When you're 14, World War I begins and ends when you're 18 with 22 million dead.

Soon after a global pandemic, the Spanish Flu, appears, killing 50 million people. And you're alive and 20 years old.

When you're 29 you survive the global economic
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A part of me believes that most therapy is only about feeling better for one hour a week. Of the countless hours with therapists, nothing really improved for me. I’ve seen many different professionals & I finally feel like I’ve found one worth a damn 🙄

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You think the world can’t possibly be any more fucked up as it is, then you learn that taylor schabusiness was googling “jeffrey dahmer walking in court all sexy’,” cutting off heads, screwing the corpse 🫣 Yet I still watch 😂