Today I learned that the human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before being damaged. A racoon can fit into a space Less than four inches wide. If there is a god, why does my aspirin get stick in my throat when I could potentially swallow almost two whole raccoons with my ass?

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What's on my mind this morning, you ask? Well, I-