Honey, I steamed and boiled the kids

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Hi. A movie with this rating is not being marketed for kids or supposed to be for kids. That’s!! All!!

He’s sending a message to Kate Middleton

If that’s that me espresso, and that’s that you espresso, then who’s flying this plane?

Kids do not have full mustaches, Stanley

First year in a century with no Jimmy Carter. Shoutout to Jimmy Jam, auld lang syne doesn’t sound the same without you

Guy who’s only seen one other movie watching the Wizard of Oz: “so when do they pick the new pope?”

So now Anora is the next Pope?

Is it Steve from blue’s clues #bb27

tsitp is wild for having Belly arrive in Paris with permission from a school only for them to be like "sorry, it was a silly error, goodbye now" and just?? Kicking her out??

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elphaba has hay fever

Figure Skating Commentary: Chock designed competitors' costumes! Malinin can backflip for fun! Glenn loves Magic the Gathering! Nauvmov's parents died TRAGICALLY, he is so SAD, let's ask him about his PARENTS