watching the debate as a form of self harm

God his rants are boring no wonder people leave his rallies early

Can’t stop thinking about when someone replaced Trump’s eyes with his lips and they look exactly the same

Spheres of Terror is a great death metal band name tbh

I think Trump won over Europe when he threw Starbursts at Angela Merkel

"I have concepts of a plan."

Poly matrimony is between a man and a woman…and another man and a woman

‘Just trust us, you’ll be fine’ #VPDebate2024

‘The people of Ohio overwhelmingly didn’t agree with me’ thats why OH Republicans tried to overturn that vote lol #VPDebate2024

Gun violence solution: Just make the windows stronger #VPDebate2024

‘Some women love going back to work right away after having a baby’ what women lol #VPDebate2024

A woman on NBC News just said she doesn’t like when men tell her what to do with her body and that she needs more representation, then goes on to say that she doesn’t know if she’s going to vote at all. Hello?

Truly

Damn I have never considered Americans are not aware there are female presidents outside of their country… ???

Ted Cruz calling from Cancun to thank voters for putting him in office another six years

It’s all about states’ rights until there’s a national ban.

Was thinking of not preparing at all for a work presentation and just saying, ‘I have concepts of a plan.’ Then I remembered I’m a woman so that probably won’t work for me, right

Can’t wait for Boar’s Head 2.0

Wait, didn’t this exact thing happen in Idiocracy

Thanks a lot, now we’re REALLY never getting a new Rihanna album