it seems i have upset some bed rotters

her ass did not say that

god damn you poo crave

jimmy carter:

why would they ever make this. i can’t think of a less sanitary place for a bottle opener

~brush script mt~

why do these bot accounts tweet like they’re answering a 10th grade essay prompt

we need more queer spaces that aren't centered around drinking, they should be centered around meeee everyone should be giving attention to meeeeeee

oohHhHhhhoho yea this one felt good 🤤

if anyone needs me i will be stoned off my ass for the next 4 years so i would advise against needing me

going on a break at work is equivalent to using a survivor immunity idol

sorry is this not hilary duff?

i think now is a good time to reboot undercover boss

he better call saul