🧵 1/ We should talk about herpes. I'm always dismayed that a herpes (HSV) diagnosis is still one of those that causes so much upset. Obviously, the diagnosis of any STI can cause distress, particularly if it is a clear sign that someone has been unfaithful.

This and my pic of my festive STD giant microbes. Gold = Herpes, Green =Chlamydia, Grey spotty= HPV, Grey with hat = Gonorrhea and pink wiggle is Syphilis. 👍

I find it very weird that #MiddleClassWomanOfaCertainAge are scorned and sneered upon for basically still being alive. How very inconvient for all the aging, balding, fat, boring predatory men. Soz etc etc.

Fab - radicalisation on line, in plain sight, and yet the report amplifies it - not condemns it

Car in the row behind me had parked so far forward I had to do a 7 point turn to reverse out. Note to self, always reverse into spaces. Some arse was filming me just in case I hit the car. Was a bit of shit Honda so wouldn’t have noticed if I did. (I didn’t) Flipped them the 🐦

#MasterChef From one angry arrogant twat to another.

Tried watching Junior Task Master. Nope. Lasted 3 minutes. Precocious brats.

Watched a TikTok video of a woman waffling on about a subject that interested me. She was also doing her make up. Why did she use about 6 different things on her cheeks? Tons of foundation and shiny stuff. All buffed in until she looked plastic? No need. Is this a thing?

Finished the #HarryPotter Burrow. My first #Lego injury.

My ban on here appears to be over. Elon is still an orange bumming shit badger.

Daughter’s birthday tomorrow and she wants a turkey dinner with all the trimmings. Date on turkey was today so cooking it now. Absolutely fresh and gorgeous unlike some I have seen being posted. Huge difference between £95 bird from M&S and a manky £14 crown from Lidl.

Daughter’s birthday today. Huge Turkey roast with all the trimmings coming up. I have the belly ache from all the rich food despite eating less than I ever have. Being in my 50’s means less food but fatter than ever. Being female sucks!

Yum # Roast #Turkey Christmas round 2

#Christmas has been boxed up and put back in the attic for another year. #Decorations #Christmasisover

Been on a pub crawl tonight. Absolutely amazing craft beers and the most precious time spent with the man that was made for me. I am so damn lucky. 👌 #pubcrawl #soulmate

Hi people, next year how about just allowing yourselves to be kind to yourselves and others. No pressure. Say no if you want to and just be mindful. No goals for me other than those. Enjoy. 👍 #NewYear2025

I want to be able to fart like my husband. It’s so unfair.

We've been seeing more norovirus cases than in any season since we started our current reporting system. 📈 Here is what you can do to avoid the spread this winter. 🧼

I don’t want to get the notifications with the little purple star which shows me people I follow that have recently tweeted. How can I get rid of it?

The whole world has gone protein mad. Most of you won’t exercise enough to need to consume every item of food with added protein in it. You have been sucked into the expensive marketing trap. The break room at work has protein yoghurts, bars, soups, ready meals … yawn!