#wwexslimjimcarsweepstakes

can’t help but think about my ancestors who were nordic vikings as i buy this stick that u can shove in ur ear and record it scraping the wax off ur canal that should arrive in front of my door in 3 days

where were u when u found out? i was at a le labo next to a girl in a madewell dress that kept screaming “okaaaay the SCENTS ARE SCENTING”

big is moving to paris

taking some time to emphasize adult play in my life

tuna salad on a reduced fat wheat thin call it bliss

we’re all gonna die

JUST GOT CASTED IN BLUE MAN GROUP! and no i didn’t suck any dick to get into this position❤️

rip black midi you would have loved my pussy

Two exedrin a celcius and a handful of dog food let's hit the gym fellas

u think u know an alt girl until she puts on her little workout outfit

i’ve tried getting into cigarettes over five times and i just can’t get hooked help me xD

joe cariolaaaaaaaaallalala

tonight is such a perfect night to go the dare with meg memes with a bunch of temporary nightmare before christmas tats all over me because of a bit i filmed with neutral gena while my bf moves into my apartment bc his NB roommate won’t do the dishes vibes

waaait i have a bunch fake tattoos that won’t come off and i’m going to see the dare tn i’m like…. okaaaaaaaaaaaay everyday is halloween when ur me Core

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

french tips or rib tips

pizza lobotomy the way i have to scan a code to order on my phone

every ICE agent deserves to die

Anupa Thathsara this shit took me forever