“She told me I’ll never get to see that ass but now she’s asking for a ride for a colonoscopy “

the way i will not be gaslit

Seahawks kicker describing his game

Defense wins championships

Damn I thought I heard a storm in the distance turns out it was my stomach growling. Yo tengo hambre

That bd and bm shit sum I never wanna be apart of 😂

Where do old people buy that nasty ass root beer barrel candy?

Chris Brown , Bobby Brown, James Brown every era has a talent Brown that’s unhinged

Change the babies diapers for a few years. A few years later that kid changes your diaper ♻️

Damn no tree to hide behind this time 😞

Your mother didn’t bronze your first pair of toddler shoes?

Yo necesito ayuda

Midget wrestling in Harrisburg

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I go to Barnes and noble take a bunch of pictures . Then I find all the books I want for less somewhere else

I don’t need shoulders I’m solution based. You can cry but eventually you gotta make shit shake. Next play what’s the next move?

Too much discounted valentines candy got me fighting for my life

The bananas on my table are still green. It’s been a week now

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