How much money do you think Elon paid for him to tweet this?

Chiesa in Minnesota. It was me

The kid in Big Daddy when he drops the jug of milk

The Substance… what a fucking movie

🙌Sam Darnold👏 Sam Darnold👏 are you Kirk Cousins in disguise?

30% possession, low-block, long throw-ins. I haven’t seen this level of terrorism since Bin Laden

Take Robertson off corners and look what happens..

Darwin Nunez you absolute beauty!!!

Hard to tell, but I think it’s right around where it hits him in the middle of his extended arm

Just a young lad that knew Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with #WuTangIsForTheChildren

Convincing the boys to keep digging in the pull-tabs box when we’re all down $500 each

You’d think after the first three corners they targeted Dan Burn being marked by Mac Allister you’d make a change.. that was the most inevitable and avoidable goal you’ll see

Gravenberch, Konaté and Alisson all injured on international duty…

Barry Can’t Swim B2B Swimming Paul pool party should be a thing

Buddy, if you think I’m not gonna pay the extra credit on Touch Tunes to play this 9 minute banger from Lotus, you got another thing coming. A 7 minute heater from Dizgo.

It’s Skate day baby!!!

My man

Is this the winning they talk about? $150 order

This Konaté fall off is so sad to see. He’s been a top 5 CB in the league the past couple years but this year is just shocking. His head is on Mars every single game. I still love the guy but my god it’s death by a thousand cuts this season.

He’s referring to Gakpo