This is the worst take in the history of bad takes. She basically needs you to be brain dead to follow her logic.

Reporter: how do the Yankees get over the hump and finally win a World Series? Boone: “I don’t know… I haven’t done it yet.” Take a bow, Cash and Hal. Baseball brain trust extraordinaire. #Yankees

Well done Blues

It just isn't that difficult to say "those GOP groyper texts are gross, and I don't want those people in my party"/"Jay Jones shouldn't be AG with those views"/"Platner had a Nazi tattoo and said awful things online, and that's bad and disqualifying." You can just type it.

Hand foot and mouth… holy moly this sucks.

Anyone have any home remedies for hand foot and mouth? My hands are killing me.

Someone’s been watching Finding Dory

Day 4 of hand, foot, mouth. The pain and itching on my hands is nearly indescribable. Can’t sleep. Chef does not recommend.

So, the people who argue that traditional values and valuing American history are detrimental to progress and can actually be classified as “violence” are now worried about the integrity of Neo-classical architecture?

Baseball is so much fun when you don’t care who wins.

Gets home. Checks Blues score. Collapses. #BCFC

Dear wealthy, fleeing, NYers… I have a 3100 sq. foot 1780 farmhouse on an acre of land in a town with stellar schools. I am less than an hour outside of the city and 15 mins from the beach. I’m only asking 7.4 mil. That’s a steal.

Get in Dimmy!!!!

Snow heah in southern New England. Ratha early for that. Yeeep.

I’ll never understand, or tolerate, people who invite themselves places. Especially over to my house.

“We’ll swing by around 2.” That’s fantastic! I’m overjoyed!!! Your complete lack of anything even remotely approaching manners is refreshing. I applaud your obtrusive, self-important lifestyle, and would love to get some pointers on how I too can become an asshole.

Loving that Blues are expanding and pushing for big things. That being said, and yeah I get it, I’m a Yank so what do I know? But that new stadium design looks awful. Sorry, not sorry. #BCFC

I’ve really tried to like it. I’ve forced myself to like it… but I can’t. It’s brutal. That being said, I’m always flat broke and there’s a better chance of me being elected president than there is of me having the money to get to England and go to a game so, who cares.

.Aaron Judge New York Yankees My daughter had to design a turkey for homework this weekend. She chose her favorite player “in the whole world”!! #LetsGoYankees

Who the hell eats Bumble Bee chub mackerel? 🤮