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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Mr. & Mrs. Billboard from “Homie the Clown” S6E15

Being a Rutgers fan is like playing the Powerball… Deep down you know you’re never gonna win big, but for those few hours between buying the ticket & the drawing you let yourself dream of what it’d be like. Why do we do this to ourselves?

“you shouldn’t root for the blue jays if your main team is the phillies, think about 1993!” Have you considered i’m young and spry and full of whimsy and not 50 years old.

Being a dodgers hater has become less fun in recent years

The subject is “feel fre to pass this to your presss people,”

the team with the worst record in the NFL

Operation Doomscroll the Venezuela war from bed is a go. I repeat operationBed Doomscroll has been greenlit.

Asking “Who’s the best Beatle?” Is like asking “who’s your favorite child?” If one of your children wrote You Never Give Me Your Money

You’re telling me a hockey player who goes to Penn State who is named “Gavin McKenna” might be a bad guy?

I love how insane everyone is becoming

this dude with long hair is the scariest guy i’ve ever seen in my entire life

America is so beautiful

I’m watching the Phillies on my break at jury duty and I need the judge to call us back in bc I can’t take this anymore

They should invent a weekend that starts today

DAN VLADAR MAKES THE SAVE AND THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry WHO is spreading a little sunshine??

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