Shits whack sis

The older you get, the more you realize you have no desire for drama, conflict or any kind of intensity. You just want a cozy home, a nice book and a person who knows how you drink your coffee.

Accept what is, and let go.

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

:)

#VSP extends its prayers & condolences to the fellow officers & family of #Stanley, #Virginia Police Officer D.J. "Nick" Winum. #RIP His loss is shared by us, too, as Officer Winum graduated the #VSP 112th Basic Session in 2006 & served w/us as a Trooper until 2016. @VaPSHS

No wars in 4 years. Job security. Energy independence. Gas was under $2 a gallon. Stock market above 30K. But now we have Joe.

who else grew up w the luxury of sugar and cinnamon toast

When Shania Twain says “Let’s go girls” I could kick a door down

If I get one more “Assignment Created” notification from Canvas when I already have 8703383 assignments and finals due in the next week or two, I might mess around and ~not graduate~.

If you’re not willing to go 80 in a 55, please get out of the left lane.

Oh by the way, I did a thing...🎓🦃

Cody Johnson just doesn’t miss #COJONation

The Mac and cheese іs more іmportant than the turkey

having ex bestfriends is so weird bc there's a human out there who knows so much about u but now y’all act like strangers

#NewProfilePic

Forgive your old self, you've changed.

If u ride in the car wit me at night, you’re loyal cuz I really can’t see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.