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More neighborhood bioswales, please? (Seattle)

Yup 😂 Named after Fire Emblem characters: Ferdinand and Edelgard (and yes, their personalities match those names almost too perfectly 🤦🏻‍♀️) We regret it at the vet’s every time, but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️

ahh sorry i’d love to but i already have plans

Are you “burned out” or are you having a reasonable reaction to a never-ending barrage of bad news which you can do very little about.

Hmm..

Literally me once a year at team meetings 😂😩

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

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No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

Mood.

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My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

i am a simple man. when my possessions wear out i desire merely to replace them with the exact same thing. unfortunately every manufacturer considers this fucking illegal

rt if you’ve played the legend of zelda for more hours than police go through training

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